Season 3 has begun (finally!)! Join your favorite true crime comedy podcast hosts as they revisit some of their favorite moments from the podcast thus far (including never-released clips!) and take a glimpse into the near future, including GPS-and-grizzly-bear-based disappearances resulting in prison time, radioactive blonde wigs spurring on supervillain-type crime sprees, a tragic near-miss wine allergy, and a creepy & disgusting family annihilator with a prison smile so repellent it will make your skin crawl right off your body.

Along the way, Becky & Merie address the burning questions you didn’t know you had, like:

Will your podcast hosts judge you for NOT drinking wine while listening to this episode?

Is a giant cheese wedge the sexiest costume Merie ever wore for meeting hot dudes at a Halloween party?

Can Becky make it through one episode without telling someone to go f**k themselves?

IS Merie trying to give Becky a stroke?

Why is Becky stating as incontrovertible fact that people DON’T die from falling down staircases?

What is the most terrifyingly realistic depiction of a psychopath on television?!

What topics are your pod-coasts promise to analyze only a little-bit-of-shit-out-of? Favorite beers? Favorite colors? #thatllbefun

What ASMR Youtuber causes Merie’s snot to fly while simultaneously bringing about a premature end to Becky’s life?

What internet-related icky criminal behavior has Becky preparing for a prison sentence resulting from punching someone in the genitals (repeatedly)?

Will Merie EVER directly ask for 5 star reviews from you, our beloved listener?! (Becky is, tho! Becky is asking! 🙏)

Come for the spikey tennis ball that may or may not be a workplace sex toy. Stay for Becky's ongoing life-and-death struggle to get Merie to actually visit this very life-changing website.

Sources include: Dear Felicity podcast. The book Popular Crime. The Paramount+ doc CTRL ALT Desire. Bread Face. The film A Promising Young Woman. The doc The Most Hated Man on the Internet. HBO’s Euphoria. Oh! And the Bible. 🤷‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

This episode is brought to you by Merie’s vaguely rapey cat Walter ⇊⇊⇊.