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In this week’s podcast episode, Becky and Merie take on murder plots, both real and imagined; online and face-to-face, “successful” and unsuccessful. Ted and Corey Shaughnessy, John Michael Musbach, Wanda Holloway, and Dalia Dippolito get your podcoasts’ NFT! treatment. Along the way, they address burning questions you didn’t know you had, like:

If your hit man doesn’t follow through, do you ask for a refund?

Who is it that spoke good English and was beautifully attired? And is she 5000% sure she wants to kill someone?

Wanna go with your podcoasts to a drug cartel hangout just because they’ve got good tequila?

Why do stupid murder plots give Becky hope for humanity’s future?

Is that cheesecake or cocaine?

Do you bring your dayplanner to your pre-med murder along with a sticky note of who hired you to do it?

If you want to hire the Boats and Hos Prestige Worldwide Sicilian International Hitwomen, either “Pm us” (?) or slide into our DMs.

Come for the Dark Nordstrom. Stay for Merie’s failed attempt at starting a drug ring for Oxycontin.

Sources for this episode include: The Austin-American Statesman. CBS Austin. Info Security Magazine.