Candy & Betty: Fearing ax-wielding, thong-wearing, housewives of ‘80s Dallas
This week’s podcast episode delves into the shocking and scandalous murder of Betty Gore at the hands of Candy Montgomery. Along the way, Becky & Merie address the burning questions you didn't know you had, like:
What is it about Texas movie pickles that might make Becky ax-murder Merie?
What are “Texas teeth?” And are they a big part of being a slut tease?
Who in Merie’s life once declared, “We can't let you die because you haven't paid us yet!”
What does your prenup for your affair smell like? Perhaps like the carpet at the Como Motel?!
How does a church volleyball game incident involving cologne get this whole thing rolling?
Are you going to take Becky to be Medieval Times and leave her there? (Well, that depends…do you HATE her?)
Do you use the detergent that smells like…dudes?! (You should: it’s awesome.)
When you ax-murder someone, do YOU go home & have sex with your husband?
Come for the coquettish exuberance. Stay for Merie’s horrifying doctor story that sends Becky’s brain into screensaver mode.
In the meantime, enjoy Merie’s sullen expression and mullet-adorned, 8th grade salmon colored dress:
Sources for this episode include PopSugar. Texas Monthly. Local Profile. In & Around.
Further sources:
https://soapboxie.com/government/Betty-Gore-Candy-Montgomery