If we're magnetic, does that make us X-Men? Fallout from COVID’s Disinformation Dozen
This week’s podcast episode finds your hosts probing the COVID Disinformation Dozen and the accompanying school board freakouts over masks and vaccines. Along the way, Becky & Merie address the burning questions you didn’t know you had, like:
Did Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s balls ever recover from swelling up the size of Alpha Centauri?
How are surgical masks connected to child sex trafficking? (No, seriously. HOW?)
Bill Gates is kind of an a**hole, but did he plan this?
Don’t you love it when there’s a big global conspiracy plan for global domination out there? (Neither does Becky.)
Do you want to attend the New Delhi cow urine drinking party? How about camel urine? (Us, either.)
What spoon-based science experiment may trigger you if you’re into ASMR?
What happiness-based science cult is Merie threatening to embed herself in as a comedy journalist?
Why is a woman who is not having anal sex responsible for…banning books in Texas?
Is there video of a televangelist summoning the wind of God?
Come for “the sexiest conversation we’ve ever had on this show.” Stay for the…violet-dipped anal swabs? 🤷♀️
Follow Patton Oswald. NOW.
Sources for this episode include: onedrive.com. politifact.com. CNN. LA Times. Huffpost. MSNBC’s Brian Williams with the mic drop.
You can see the Texas mom anal sex freakout here: https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/19/texas-mother-austin-school-board-meeting-anal-sex-book/
And further sources can be found here:
https://www.businessinsider.com/conservative-radio-hosts-anti-maskers-death-covid-19-2021-9
https://www.druganddevicelawblog.com/2021/09/more-covid-kookiness-ivermectin-lawsuits.html
https://www.biospace.com/article/livestock-drugs-not-ok-for-humans-fda-claps-back-against-unapproved-ivermectin-use/