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This week’s podcast episode finds Becky & Merie “dishing” on crime and murder involving food and drink (see what we did there?!), with the Omaha cancer murders, the Dallas poop sprinkler, and a cult out of Oregon getting the NFT! treatment. Along the way, your pod-coasts address the burning questions you didn’t know you had, like:

Is a Subway sandwich technically a crime? (According to the law or according to Becky?)

Is poisoning someone the “graffiti of attempted murder?”

If you’re lucky, WHAT could be duck feathers?

What do silly putty, breast implants, and chicken McNuggets all have in common?

If you are an heiress, should you give all your inheritance to a cult guru? Hey (hint: no)

ARE the mayonnaise police coming?

Come for the $11 wine mixing. Stay for the beaver anal glands.

Sources for this ep include: The Dallas Observer. Free RepubIic. The blog Suzuki’s Thoughts. The Atlantic.