In this week’s podcast episode, Becky & Merie dive into house-share horror stories, ranging from being filmed in the bedroom to assault or even murder. Along the way, they address the burning questions you didn’t know you had, like:

Does Merie need her butler to be a personal cheerleader or fold her underpants into fourths? (Hint: both.)

Why is it that Merie offered up her financial information to Russian trolls just so she could get this photo of her aged by 40 years?

How did Merie end up causing a potted plant to explode?

If you rent out your house, should you keep precious family heirlooms on the porch? (Hint: No. Don’t be an idiot.)

Who is it that left behind ammo and a hundred dollars in ones in Becky’s guest room in Montana? (No, really: WHO?!!!)

SHOULD you get up and leave Merie’s house when she morphs into Songbird? (Hint: YES.)

Come for Merie’s thoughts on the dangers of self-reflection. Stay for Merie and her acoustic guitar-serenading bed & breakfast.

Sources for this episode include: HuffPost. Mercury News. Business Insider. Budget Savvy Traveler article 1 and 2